This chap came out of the box with his little feather toupée stuck on.
On reflection I realised that his white fluffy barnet and my black pen I should really have made him into Alistair Darling, but before the idea occurred to me I'd already given him a little curly moustache. So I decided on a Shakespearean theme.
Omelette, Prince of Denmark.
To beat or not to beat?
(Use every meringue after his dessert and who would 'scape whipping?)